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A Travel Blog In And Around The River City With Your Host, Marty Wombacher

April 9, 2021

MBIP Eats Panda Express - Week Number Nine: Black Pepper Angus Steak & Honey Walnut Shrimp (They Discontinued The Black Pepper Chicken. Sheesh!)

by MBIP


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As we work our way down the entree menu, we are now up to the Black Pepper Angus Steak, which they were out of last time and the Black Pepper Chicken.

Could things finally work out right with this order at Panda Express? Probably not, but let’s go anyway, some things need to be done!

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Today we’re going to try and order the Black Pepper Angus Steak, which they were out of last week and the Black Pepper Chicken.

Let’s see if a miracle happens and we actually get what we order this week!

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Okay, so I pull up to the drive-through menu, place my order and I’m promptly told that they’ve discontinued the Black Pepper Chicken from the menu.

Jesus fucking Christ, nothing ever goes right here!

Hey Panda Express, here’s some advice, when you decide to discontinue something, here’s a little business hint…TAKE IT OFF YOUR ONLINE MENU!

Sheesh!

I ordered the Honey Walnut Shrimp entree in its place. At least this place is consistent, every order is consistently fucked up!

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And here’s about four more minutes of my life I’ll never get back at this stupid fucking red light. Hate the red light. HATE, HATE, HATE IT!

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There’s not even a logo on the plastic bag, that’s kind of sad!

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I ordered a side of Chow Mein and according to the receipt they gave me fried rice. I swear they fuck everything up!

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I did get a decent amount of hot mustard and soy sauce for our ongoing supply!

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Here’s the meal all boxed up.

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Check it out, even though the receipt said fried rice, I got the Chow Mein after all. This place is wearing me out!

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I was starving and ate half the plate of the Black Pepper Angus Steak before I took a picture of it, so it’s half eaten here in the photo.

Sorry.

The Honey Walnut Shrimp is below it.

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First Bites

Black Pepper Angus Steak: Once again a tasteless entree from Panda Express. It’s not horrible, just extremely bland. All I taste is the soy sauce and hot mustard I added to it.

Honey Walnut Shrimp: Equally as bland. I liked the walnuts but there were only three of them in the order. If you’re going to put walnuts in the title of the dish, at least put a handful of them in the order!

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Panda Rating (1-4)

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One and a half Pandas. Bland, boring and I’m pissed that they have items on the online menu that they’ve discontinued.

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See surprise link below regarding my reaction to these fortunes.

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Keith Eats The Panda Express Menu

You go Keith! Go somewhere else besides Panda Express!

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Related Posts: Kung Pao Chicken & Mushroom Chicken, String Bean Chicken Breast & Sweetfire Chicken Breast, Honey Sesame Chicken Breast, Original Orange Chicken & Firecracker Chicken Breast, Failed Order, Fried Rice & Super Greens, Chow Mein & Steamed White Rice and Cream Cheese Rangoon, Chicken Egg Roll & Vegetable Spring Roll.

A panda you will see..

Surprise link, click on it…I dare you!

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