A little over a week ago, I wrote a post and posted photos about how everyone is already trotting out Halloween candy, outfits and decorations and I thought it was ridiculous to be starting the Halloween celebration in August.
I closed the post with a the following photos from JC Penney in Northwoods Mall that had Christmas items on a cart.
Truthfully, when I saw the cart, I thought this would be a funny way to end that post and I assumed the cart was just inventory that was going to be put away for the next couple of months, until it was time to put out Christmas decorations. Well, I was wrong!
I have become a cliche, I’m a mall walker! I walk the mall every stinking day. Well a few days after I took that photo, I walked back into JC Penney on one of my mall walks and this frightening experience happened!
So I was walking at the mall and decided to do a lap inside of JC Penney. I often will take a stroll in here and look around at the displays. Everyone is always nice in here and I enjoy looking and strolling through here.
I noticed a large display of what would be very frightening items over in this corner of the store…
It was all that Christmas crap that was on the cart from the other week plus a ton more stuff!
I couldn’t believe it, this is a full-grown display of Christmas items at the beginning of September! Barf-O-Matic!
Even having just a shelf of Christmas bullshit out at this time of year would be sickening, but this is an entire corner of their first floor! Holy screaming Santa, Batman!
There’s wreaths, Christmas trees and ornaments…oh my. Oh fucking my!
To quote Colonel Kurtz…The Horror. The Horror.
Maybe we need to point out how ridiculous this obscene Christmas display is by showing the calendar below.
Christmas is well over three months away! For fuck’s sake!
Don’t say “Noel…”
Just say “No Fucking Way!” to Christmas in September! As the song says below this: It’s Too Fucking Early For Christmas! (Listen to that song by the way, it’s hilarious!)
Okay, this has been a public service announcement. As you were and have a wonderful Thursday, everyone!
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