Alright, we’re up to week number fifteen and we’ve completed the Chicken Menu at Arby’s. So now we’re going to move on to the Market Fresh portion of the menu. I need to explain a few things about that menu, so let’s move on down to it and I’ll start explaining!
But first, I think our friend Puddy has something to say…oh Puddy!
Alright, we’re up to Arby’s Market Fresh menu and what I wanted to explain was I’m not going to eat the first two sandwiches on the menu. Those are limited time items and I’m not including limited time items on this Arby’s eating tour. They’ll be gone after Thanksgiving so if someone sees this six months from now they won’t be able to try one so what’s the point of that?
Plus they’re sandwiches with cranberry sauce on them for fuck’s sake! How fucking vile and gross is that? Hey Arby’s, why don’t you just put Satan’s menstrual blood on a sandwich and get it over with? Sheesh!
Also we’re not going along in order on the menu this time. I don’t want to eat two wraps at one post, because that’s kid of repetitive, so I’m going to mix it up. Today we’re sampling the Jalapeno Bacon Ranch Chicken Wrap and the Roast Turkey Swiss Sandwich.
There was no one at the drive-through so we zipped in and out and I always love that!
And we’re back at the MBIP World Headquarters Kitchen and Tasting Area. Time for week number fifteen to begin!
When I looked at the receipt I kind of freaked out and was scared they gave me the wrong order. Also, this person ordered a large order of Mozzarella Sticks and a medium Orange Fanta drink. I can only conclude from this order that this person was high as fuck!
Whew, we got the right order after all!
The sandwich and wrap are wrapped up in wax paper, which is a little disappointing after the fancy boxes the chicken sandwiches came in. This is a little depressing.
Okay, I also don’t like it that they cut up the sandwiches and wrap. I’d prefer to eat it uncut, but there’s nothing we can do about that now, so let’s just keep moving along.
The sandwich has spicy mustard, which I’m anxious to try and the wrap has nice chunks of turkey inside. Okay, time to dig in to this week’s Arby’s offerings!
First Bites
Roast Turkey & Swiss Sandwich: Okay, the first bite of the Roast Turkey & Swiss Sandwich was very disappointing. There was like one slice of turkey there! It was all lettuce and bread! It tasted okay, but I put the picture from the menu below and this sandwich did not live up to that at all. Hey Arby’s, you claim you have the meats, well where the fuck are they on this sandwich? Assholes!
Jalapeno Bacon Ranch Chicken Wrap: Okay, this kind of made up for the lack of meat on the sandwich. The wrap had big chunks of turkey along with bacon bits and tiny chunks of jalapeno which gave it a nice spicy heat.
The Verdict
Since the food here has been pretty good for fast food, I’ll give Arby’s the benefit of the doubt and guess that whoever made that sandwich just screwed up and I’ll give the sandwich and the wrap a thumbs up this week.
I’ll be obsessing about putting cranberry sauce on sandwiches all week though! Vomitus eruptis!
Retro Arby’s Ad
What the fuck?
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