When you think of Dairy Queen, you think of ice cream and sweet treats, but they’ve also joined into the chicken sandwich war zone.
They have two chicken sandwiches in addition to their sweet frozen treats, so I thought that we’d go and check them out this week.
And so if’s off to the Dairy Queen we go!
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Dairy Queen - The Drive-Through
Here’s the drive-through, this place used to be a Sandy’s back in the day. Then it was a Dairy Queen and then they tore the building down and made another Dairy Queen. Kind of crazy!
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Back At MBIP World Headquarters Dining Area
Here we are back at the MBIP World Headquarters Dining Area with our bag of chicken sandwiches.
Check out the saying at the bottom of the bag: “Happy Tastes Good.”
What the fuck does that even mean? Happy is a state of mind, it has no flavor to it. This makes no sense and will bother me all day!
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The Chicken Sandwiches
There’s the two chicken sandwiches, time to dig in and try them out!
We’re trying the Crispy Chicken Sandwich out first.
There it is unwrapped in all of it’s clucked up glory!
A quick look under the bun reveals lettuce, tomato and a slathering of mayonnaise.
It kind of looks like someone jerked off on a garden salad. Harvey Weinstein, was this you?
The chicken was pretty tasty. The breading was crispy and seasoned nicely and the chicken was plump and juicy. What brought this sandwich down was the bun.
I always say that the bread or the bun on a sandwich is the deal breaker and this bun crashed and burned this chicken sandwich. The website promised a warm and toasted bun, but this bun was neither warm nor toasted and was somewhat stale.
It ruined this chicken sandwich, so let’s move on and hopefully the next one will be better.
Here’s the other chicken sandwich they offer, the Grilled Chicken Sandwich.
Insert your own jerking off to a garden salad joke here. And for pure shits and giggles add a Harvey Weinstein masturbation memory for good measure.
Once again the bun is not toasted or warm and it’s borderline stale. And to make matters worse, this chicken is spongey and very dry.
It’s drier than Dr. Ruths pussy and as I take a second bite and see the mayo, it makes me think of Dr. Ruth’s pussy after some luckless fellow has had sex with her.
Aaaaahhh, this is a Dr. Ruth sex sandwich…I think I’m going to be sick over here!
Luckily, there is an antidote for the Dr. Ruth Sex Sandwich and it’s a Cookie Dough Blizzard.
What a sweet and delicious treat!
It almost makes me forget about that Dr. Ruth Sex Sandwich, but not quite. Excuse me, I’m going to go get sick again!
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Chicken Sandwich Rating Chart
Here’s the weekly rating chart of all of the chicken sandwiches and we’ve reached a new bottom with the Dr. Ruth Sex Sandwich…and now I’m going to be sick again. We’ll see you all tomorrow!
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