Last Saturday night I was busy rehearsing for the Marty Monologues show that we did last night. The show went great and you can read all about it coming up this Wednesday. I might even have an advance sneaky peeky-video before that, so stay tuned.

As I said, I was busy with rehearsing, so I thought I’d just pick up a frozen pizza from Schnuck’s. And much to my amazement, I found a Butch’s frozen pizza that I had never tried before. And I thought I had sampled all of the Butch’s frozen pizzas, so this was a nice Saturday night surprise.

And so, without further ado: Live, from Peoria, Illinois, it’s Saturday Night Frozen Pizza, starring Butch’s Chili Frozen Pizza!

Here we are at Schnuck’s grocery store on University Street on a Saturday night in 2020. And yes, I have a mask on!

It’s not too crowded so it’s easy to be socially distant in here. I like being socially distant and think I may keep this up even after this fucking pandemic is over.

Attention Butter Junkies: Pickup in aisle three!

Aaaaaahhhh! Let’s get our pizza and get the fuck out of here!

Okay, we’re safely back at the MBIP World Headquarters Kitchen and Tasting Area.

I’ve never seen this style of a Butch’s Pizza before. It’s a Chili flavored pizza with a super thin crust. This sounds intriguing!

It’s unwrapped and now we’ll side it into the pre-heated oven.

While it’s cooking, let’s enjoy an ice-cold can of beer.

It’s going to be cooking for about fifteen minutes, so let’s relax and listen to porn stars talk about pizza toppings!

I agree with Daisy, cheese is always good and garlic is not good before you shoot a porno. Not that I’ve ever shot a porno…speaking of shooting, did you know that there’s injectable butter?

Alright, the Butch’s Chili Pizza is done! We’ll take it out of the oven and add some pepper and hot sauce to it.

Now we’ll slice it up into four slices and let it cool down. I like my frozen pizza at room temperature.

In the meantime, here’s word from one of our sponsors.

Injectable butter!

The pizza has cooled down and it’s time to sample a slice.

Wow, this is a tasty slice of pizza! The ground beef is seasoned and the chili sauce adds a nice spicy taste to this pizza. The crust is crispy and cracker thin and the rich cheese makes this a tasty pizza pie!

Once again, Butch’s Pizza does not disappoint! This is a wonderful pizza pie to enjoy in these pandemic times!