The other day I was hanging out at the Walgreens snack aisle…yes, I live quite the exciting life, and I noticed that there’s something a lot of Walgreens snack items have in common and that’s the fact that these snack items are either misspelled or are using fake language.
Let’s take a trip to Walgreens on this snacktacular Friday and I’ll show you what I’m talking about!
Here we are at Walgreens near War Memorial Drive, right across from Northwoods Mall and right next door to a McDonald’s.
Let’s go in because it is freezing out here. Have I ever mentioned how much I fucking hate winter on here? Oh good!
Okay, there’s the snack aisle, let’s make our purchases and return to the MBIP World Headquarters because Walgreens frowns on in-store snacking!
Here we are back at the MBIP World Headquarters with five misspelled and/or poorly worded snack items.
Let’s take a look at them one by one!
First up is Cheez-It snack crackers.
They are made with 100% real cheese and thankfully they spell cheese right at least once on the package! This snack item is clearly influenced by Liza Minnelli!
Here’s a snack item that Lance calls, Toast Chee.
This is the laziest snack item I’ve ever encountered, would it kill you to take the effort to add an “se” and spell your item correctly? Sheesh…or maybe in this case I should say, “Shee.”
This is a cookie with the strange name of “Stroopwafles.”
I think it should have another “f” in that name and for some reason the name makes me think of an army of diabetic Nazis!
Nabisco decided to leave an “f” off of the word “stuff” for their double stuffed Oreo cookies.
Hey Nabisco, is this your subtle way of telling us to “f off?” That’s not too sweet of you!
And finally here’s another Nabisco treat, Nutter Butter cookies. Whoops, I guess I should have said, there’s a “nutter” Nabisco treat.
Okay, I have some heavy duty snacking and spell check is having a field day over here at MBIP World Headquarters snacking area! Happy misspelled Fryday everybuddy!
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