Ever since this whole quarantine thing happened, I’ve been eating a lot of microwave food. It’s easiest to pick out at the grocery store and I’m trying to not spend a lot of time inside of there and avoid mixing with other people.
I did get a bag of frozen pre-cooked chicken breasts and some vegetables, so I thought I’d prepare a somewhat healthier meal this week as opposed to a sodium-overload microwave dinner.
So let’s get cooking!
The ingredients for this meal is pretty simple: A bag of the defrosted chicken breasts and a vegetable tray from the produce section of Schnuck’s.
And of course the most important ingredient, especially in these quarantine times: A Bud Light tallboy. Cheers!
This is going to be a pretty simple meal to prepare. First we take the chicken breasts and put them in a pre-heated pan to warm them up.
Now we’ll add some flavoring to them by adding pepper, Cholula hot sauce, spicy mustard and some Soy Sauce for a little Asian Zing. Then we’ll stir it all up in the pan.
Now let’s open the vegetable tray and the first thing we want to do is take that nasty Ranch Dressing and throw it directly in the trash.
Ranch Dressing always reminds me of cow sperm and that’s not appetizing at all! Terry Grawey would disagree, but facts are facts!
Next we’ll de-stalk the broccoli and just put the flower tops in with the chicken. Take the stalks and throw them in the trash with the cow sperm ranch dressing.
I also added the carrots and a little more Soy Sauce and now we’ll put a lid on the chicken and vegetable mixture and let it steam for about ten minutes.
And then we can eat the whole meal right out of the pan!
This was a tasty and healthy quarantine meal. The chicken and vegetables were tender and tasty and it was fun eating it right out of the pan.
I had to get frozen chicken because people are hoarding meat, bread, toilet paper and paper towels. I’m not hoarding any of that and I’m just buying what I can at the grocery store on a weekly basis.
However, I did hear a rumor at the beginning of this whole quarantine thing that somewhere along the line there might be a ban on alcohol sales. So…
Say hello to my little friends!
And this can only lead to this week’s titillating pictorial: Women & Vodka!
Cheers, be safe, be well, stay six feet away from me! See you all tomorrow!
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