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Meanwhile, Back In Peoria...

A Travel Blog In And Around The River City With Your Host, Marty Wombacher

December 24, 2020

The Official MBIP 2020 Xmas Card!

by MBIP


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Well, this has been quite a year, so I thought it deserved a special house-made Xmas card delivered to you directly from MBIP Word Headquarters!

All week long I was looking for the perfect image that would sum up this foul and fucked up year of 2020.

I kept looking and looking and was getting pretty down because the deadline was looming and as of yesterday afternoon I had nothing. Zip, zilch and nada!

But then yesterday before I had to go to work, I was throwing out my trash and I saw it…a true vision of what 2020 was to us all…

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The dumpster in the parking lot at MBIP World Headquarters!

Check it out, someone just threw a ratty brown leather couch in it and this is almost a perfect representation for this horrible and fucked up year of 2020.

I just need to perform a little Photoshoppery on this holiday photo to make it perfect on this Xmas Eve Day!

Here’s a video to watch while I work.

It’s my favorite two Santa Helpers…

Tex & Edna Boil from Tex and Edna Boil’s Organ Emporium! They’ll put a song back in your heart!

Okay, the work is done and now it’s time to unveil the MBIP Official 2020 Xmas card!

Oh, Ringo, how’s about a little drum roll for this occasion?

Thanks Ringo and now…

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Here it is!

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Merry Fucking Xmas everyone!

And fuck you 2020…you’re a crack whore dumpster fire! Fuck! Fuck! And double fuck! Aaaahhh!

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Related Post: The Marty Monologues - Have Yourself A Marty Little Xmas!

Happy Xmas Eve Plumb!

Surprise link, click on it…I dare you!

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