Last week in the comments, MBIP pal and commentator, Jeff asked whatever happened to The Angriest Ice Machine in the World. Well he’s still down there in the basement of the MBIP World Headquarters and I thought I’d make him the subject of this week’s Sunday Snapshot and here he is in all his angry frozen glory!
And now let’s go ask him the same four stupid-ass Sunday questions we ask every stinking week!
Why hello there Mr. Ice Machine, you’re our Sunday Snapshot victim and I’m here to ask you some Sunday questions!
Oh fuck me running! You’re still alive? Leave me the fuck alone, asshole, it’s early and I don’t have time for your fucking stupid-ass questions for that idiotic fucking blog of yours!
Oh come on, don’t be so grumpy, Mr. Ice Machine! I’ll start off with this question: What time do you usually wake up on Sunday morning?
Well now, this is a classic example of what a fucking stupid idiotic fucking prick you are! I’m an ice machine, asshole! I don’t sleep, I churn this shit out day and night! Machines don’t need to sleep and if you’d pull your head out of your ass for just one fucking second of your retarded stupid fucking little life maybe you’d realize this! Now get the fuck out of here with your stupid-ass fucking Sunday questions! Prick!
Hmmm...you know, I think there is a way for you to get some sleep, Mr. Ice Machine. Maybe then you wouldn’t be so grumpy and agitated...
This should do the trick!
Plug that back in you motherfucking prick! I’m going to melt. Fuck! Help me! Aaaahhhhh!
Sweet dreams, Mr. Ice Machine! I’ll see you later when you’re reborn as Mr. Ice Water Machine! And tune in tomorrow as I’ll have a post from a delicious Saturday Night Dinner at Noir in Peoria Heights! And just when you thought our chicken wing tour was over...baboom, there’s a bonus stop and you’ll find out where that is on Tuesday. Then I have no idea what I’m doing for the rest of the week, I really need to get busy and figure that shit out, so we’ll see you all tomorrow!