Okay, today I've got nothing for you. Zilch, nada, nothing. The post I thought was going to happen here got cancelled out and the Contributor’s pool is dry. Normally I’d have done something last night, but since I have a Christmas party tonight which is work related so I can't blog about that, so I had to do my Saturday night thing last night (you’ll see that on Monday) so I had no time to do something for today. So today’s post is about nothing and this is also a first because I’m writing and posting this one pretty much live. Usually a lot of the writing for these posts is done a day or two before but I’m writing this half-asleep at 8:47 in the morning. And I have no idea what’s going to be below here because I’m just going to do some random Google and YouTube searches on the word “nothing,” and the results will be posted below in pretty much real time. So let’s get busy doing nothing!
Nothing has their very own facecrack page. Go ahead and like them, I just did.
I also left this post on their timeline a minute ago, if they respond I'll post an update. Doing nothing is kind of exciting, isn't it? Okay, it's really not, but let's just fake it. I have to admit though, this is kind of fun doing this live and on the spot. Let's see what I come up with next!
Nothing also has its very own Wikipedia page, but as you can see...
That's really not such a big deal, even this schlub has a Wikipedia page.
Of course we all know the king of doing nothing is Seinfeld, a show about nothing. Here's Jerry and George talking about the show within a scene from the show.
Here's Elaine on Seinfeld practicing what that show preached—doing nothing.
I found Nothing on Twitter and sent them this Tweet. I'll update this if they follow me back.
Here's a restaurant I found online called, "Nothing But Noodles." It's an interesting concept until you look at the dessert menu and discover...
There's no noodles used in the making of any of these dessert dishes. Nothing But Noodles? Methinks not—you're nothing but a bunch of dirty, rotten, lying sons of bitches!