I’m going to a cookout tomorrow that you can read about on Tuesday. I’m taking a bunch of jars and bottles of mustard with me and after looking at a bottle of Nathan’s mustard, I realized that I’m really going to miss going to Coney Island this summer. I did posts on 365 Bars, Marty After Dark and Tripping With Marty about Coney Island. Since I didn’t have a Contributor’s offering for today (the lazy swines!) I thought I’d put up some random Coney Island photos from those posts from the past. I figured it would be a nice way to start off Memorial Day Weekend. And here they are. Enjoy!

Have a great Saturday, see you all tomorrow.

Further reading: 365 Bars, MAD and TWM.

I met her at the Burger King we fell in love by the soda machine,
So we took the car downtown the kids were hanging out all around,
Then we went down to Coney Island on the coaster and around again.

Surprise link, click on it...I dare you!

Bonus Photos: Is This The Magnet, Jaws?

Jaws the Cabbie tried to send me and others a magnetized, "Jaws Jewel," but the Postal Service intervened and some of us didn't get them. Yesterday I got a letter in the mail from Jaws, but it was fucked with again. I'm not sure if I got the right thing or not, you tell me Jaws, but whatever it is, Thanks, Jaws, I appreciate the effort.

Here's the envelope, note that it's torn on the left side.

See? I'm wondering if the C.I.A. is monitoring Jaws' mail? Or is it M.I.A? You make the call!

Here's the card that was inside, but it didn't stick to my refrigerator. Did the Feds de-magnetize it? Again, whatever the case is, thanks for the effort Jaws! If you haven't bought his latest book, check it out here for the print edition, or you can instantly download it by clicking here.