Okay, I’m kind of beat tonight. I haven’t gotten much sleep this week and I’m kind of feeling burned out, so I’m just going to get some beer and drink it at home. Hey, maybe we’ll go visit The Angriest Ice Machine in the World down in the basement of my building. We haven’t seen him in a while and it’ll be fun to hang out with him and have a few beers in his company. So it’s off to the MBIP mobile we go!
Here we go, off on Interstate 74. We're headed towards the place I buy all my beer from...
The Shop 'n Save grocery store. Here it is in all its lit up glory on 11:27 PM on a Thursday night.
They have a huge beer department in here!
I see what I want at the end of this beer cooler...
25 ounce cans of Budweiser! Hey, if you're just going to be drinking two cans of beer, might as well make them big ones!
Plus they're on sale for two for three bucks! I may have to cheat and have more than two beers tonight, after all I don't have to drive anywhere afterwards.
Here we are in the basement of my apartment building, Mr. Ice Machine is right down the hallway...
There he is, The Angriest Ice Machine In The World. He looks like he's sleeping, let's wake him up.
Hello, Mr. Ice Machine! Wake up, it's time to have a couple of beers!
You fucking asshole, it's almost midnight, what the fuck are you doing here? What are you, some kind of a fucking vampire? Turn the lights off and get the fuck out of here you asshole prick!
Why do you always have to be like this? And could you watch it with the cursing? I had two people upset yesterday on facebook because I cursed on the blog. I just want to have a couple of beers with you and relax a little.
Oh gee, too bad that some fuckfaced losers got upset with you on facebook, I'm sure they've forgotten all about it by now and are telling their "friends" what they had for breakfast. Fuck those people! And get those fucking beers out of here you jerkoff fuckface, I'm here to provide ice for the building, not to be your motherfucking cooler. So take the beers and get the fuck out of here...ASSHOLE!
You know, you should really learn to loosen up, Mr. Ice Machine. My friend Katrink suggested that maybe I should hook you up with someone and I think that tonight is the night for that...
Mr. Ice Machine, I'd like to introduce you to Fatty Patty. She has three colossal love holes. She's large and in charge, so sit back and get ready for a treat!
You fucking asshole, keep that fat bitch away from me! Get those two beers out of here and get the fuck out of my room, you goddamned evil prick!
Aaaahhh! Get her the fuck out of my ice machine. She stinks like shit and she's going to mess up all the cubes in here you asshole!
Give her a little time to grow on you, Mr. Ice Machine, here, let me turn her around so you two are face to face.
You know what, I think I'll let you two be alone for a while, I'm going to head back out the door and drink my beers at home while the two of you get to know each other. Sorry about the smell, I think she has a problem cleansing her love holes, she has trouble reaching them due to her weight, so let's not be judgmental.
I'll turn the lights off so you two can be more comfortable!
Choke on your beers and die you fucking prick! She's so fat she's melting all my fucking ice...aaaaaahhh!
Goodnight Mr. Ice Machine, enjoy your love connection with Fatty Patty and we'll see you all tomorrow!