This week we’re going to be sampling three snacks from the Hy-Vee Fast & Fresh Express. I stop and get gas here all the time, but I’ve never gotten any snacks from this place and they have a large selection, so that is today’s stop for this weeks snacking session!
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Hy-Vee Fast & Fresh Express
I get gas here all the time, but I’ve never bought snacks in here for some reason.
Today’s the day to try out some snacks in here and it would be irony at its finest hour if they gave me gas!
As you can see, they have a nice inventory of snacks in here! Let’s choose some and head on back to the MBIP World Headquarters Snacking Area!
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MBIP World Headquarters Snacking Area
We are back and here’s the trio of snacks, I chose!
Let’s start snacking!
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Snack Number One: Harvest Snaps Baked Red Lentil Snacks - Hot & Spicy
The first snack item of the day is a Harvest Snaps Baked Red Lentil Snack. I wasn’t sure what a lentil is, so I looked it up online and after reading about it, I’m still not sure what the fuck they are.
Let’s just dig in and try them out, they promise to be hot and spicy, so that’s promising!
These were a disappointment. Not only were they not hot or spicy, they were pretty much flavorless and only had a salty taste to them.
Let’s make a mental note to never snack on a lentil again and just move along here and hope for something better for snack number two.
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Snack Number Two: Kickass Original Snack Sticks
Okay, I’m hoping to bounce back with these Kickass Snack Sticks!
When you call your snack, “Kickass,” you must be pretty sure it’s going to kick some serious snacking ass!
I hate to report this, but these were pretty much flavorless too!
They didn’t kick ass, they sucked ass!
This has been a pretty disappointing snack session so far! Let’s just keep moving along and hope for something fantastic to make up for these two flavorless snack items!
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Snack Number Three: People chow, To-Go
I originally chose this snack item because I thought it had no name and I was going to goof on that. But after I got back to the MBIP World Headquarters, I noticed there was a name on the top of the side label. The name is: People Chow, To-Go.
What the fuck kind of name is that? It makes me think of Puppy Chow mixed with a laxative and aimed at an audience consisting of Jeffrey Dahmer.
This basically tasted like dry cereal and all I can think of is Jeffrey Dahmer eating dog food while shitting out body parts.
This has not been the best snacking session and I want to tell Hy-Vee to go die while sucking a fiddler’s dick.
Okay, that is all.
Well, actually, there’s three videos below if you’d like to watch them. Then, that is all.
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Three Videos Featuring Snacks From Hy-Vee
Snacks Perfect for the Kids from Hy-Vee
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