There’s a little store on University that I pass by all the time and I’ve never stopped in. Today we’re going to stop in because it’s our designated snack stop for the day.
Let’s go and get our weekly snacking supplies!
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Mini Market
Here we are at The Mini Market on University Street. Let’s go in and check out the snack supply.
They have a nice inventory of snacks and they have loose rolls of crackers like they did at this stop a couple of weeks ago.
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MBIP World Headquarters Snacking Area
Okay, we’re back with this week’s trio of snacks. Time to start snacking!
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Snack Number One: Nick’s Chili Cheese Corn Chips
The first snack is Nick’s Chili Cheese Corn Chips and check out Nick, he’s quite the little devil! This is the first Satanic snack we’ve ever had in this series!
These snacks don’t have any sort of chili cheese flavor to them at all. They just taste like salty corn chips so the chili cheese claim appears to be false advertising.
I’d tell Nick to go to hell, but apparently he’s already there, so let’s just move along to snack number two.
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Snack Number Two: Old Vienna Crunchy Nuggets Red Hot Riplets
Okay, this scared me for a minute. I looked down at the bottom of the bag and for a second I though it said, “Flavored With St. Louis Hog Sauce.” I immediately was grossed out thinking that they flavored these things with pig sperm!
But then I put on my reading glasses and realized it said, “St. Louis Hot Sauce.” The goofy font made the “t” look like a “g.” Nothing like thinking about pig sperm to ruin your snacking appetite!
These nuggets are hot but outside of the heat, they really don’t have much flavor. Plus now I’m thinking about pig sperm.
Let’s just move along here!
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Snack Number Three: Little Debbie Mini Christmas Tree Cake Donuts!
Okay, in this episode a few weeks ago we had a very tasty Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cake. Let’s see if these Little Debbie Donuts are an equally tasty snack treat!
The green dots on the donuts don’t even remotely resemble trees and these are dry and bland donuts.
Plus now I’m thinking about Little Debbie having sex with pigs and that can only lead to this…
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The Final Word On Little Debbie Snack Cakes…
Little Debbie: DIRTY WHORE!
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Little Debbie Mini Christmas Tree Cake Donuts Review.
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